Jason's Woods Review 2013

Posted by HHR Scares on Thursday, March 20, 2014

    


     On November 2, 2013 the Haunt Rater Crew made its final visit of the season out to the Legendary Jason’s Woods! This place is so much more than Legendary! It is amazing and unforgettable. This is always a favorite of ours and every time we come we are never disappointed and this year was no exception! If only we could end every year with such a great scare!

     We began our first part of the night at the Grand Jason’s Woods Theater! This is where you will first meet all of the characters that are lurking within Jason’s Woods itself. While you are inside of the theater you will be prepared for the horror that lies outside of the theater walls! Are you ready for a thrill of a lifetime? Well, we sure thought we were until we left the safety of the theater walls!

     Upon leaving the Grand Jason’s Woods Theater you are directed to make your way over to the brand new attraction “Chamber of Horrors.” This is an amazing attraction! The minds behind Jason’s Woods definitely knew the true meaning of “Horror” because this place was non-stop, in your face scares that left you literally breathless, asking for mercy at every turn and they made it pretty clear that taking a breath within the Chamber of Horrors is not an option! The replacement of the Barn of Terror has been more than well done by the creation of the Chamber of Horrors!

Scare Factor: 10 - Theme: 10 - Originality: 10 - Special Effects: 10 - Actors: 10

Overall Rating for the “Chamber of Horrors”: 10 out of 10!

     Our next journey placed us on the path to hell by getting onto the Horrifying Hayride! This hayride never disappoints! The special effects, scares and horror that are on this trail will keep you looking around in a state of paranoia every waking minute! Jason is waiting for you! He is searching for fresh blood…mostly yours! Will you survive a Haunted Hayride of this caliber? Well, that is something you will have to find out for yourself as we challenge you to “Take the Heat” on this Horrifying Haunted Hayride!

Scare Factor: 10 - Theme: 10 - Originality: 10 - Special Effects: 10 - Actors: 10

Overall Rating for the “Horrifying Haunted Hayride”: 10 out of 10!

     After surviving the blood curdling experience that is the Horrifying Hayride of Jason’s Woods, we were thrust into the truly twisted minds that created “Lost in Jason’s Woods!” If you thought that horror only existed in the first couple attractions…you were DEAD WRONG! We had to find our way in the dark on the trails of Jason’s Woods that we thought could only lead to Hell itself! Wait…is that Freddy? Or is that just our deepest and darkest of nightmares? Either way, the fear is more real than life itself! If you get lost within Jason’s Woods…do not plan on ever getting out…ALIVE!

Scare Factor: 10 - Theme: 10 - Originality: 10 - Special Effects: 10 - Actors: 10

Overall Rating for “Lost in Jason’s Woods”: 10 out of 10!

     Well, if we made it this far then it is safe to assume that we somehow not only survived getting lost in Jason’s Woods but, made it out alive, maybe not unscathed but, alive! Pirates Revenge is the next in a list of attractions that will shake your very soul to its core! Pirates Revenge is a 3-D adventure that will give you the best “Eye Popping” experiences around! You will experience the revenge of the damned souls who are seeking to take their revenge out on you and your soul! You will be sorry that you even entered this horrifying place!

Scare Factor: 10 - Theme: 10 - Originality: 10 - Special Effects: 10 - Actors: 10

Overall Rating for “Pirate’s Revenge”: 10 out of 10!

     Our last attraction of the night pretty much left us in tears of fear as we were placed into a maze of darkness that kept us looking for the quickest way out! No Chicken Doors Here! Once you’re in…there is only one way out! There is no turning back! Clowns surround you, horror fills the air, and the smell of fear lingers all around you as you once again experience more IN YOUR FACE SCARES that will have you begging them to just kill you then and there because your heart cannot take much more!

            Trust us when we say that Jason’s Woods is more than worth the visit and time! “Not making it out to this haunting attraction is the biggest mistake you could ever make in your lifetime!”

Scare Factor: 10 - Theme: 10 - Originality: 10 - Special Effects: 10 - Actors: 10

Overall Rating for the “Carnival of Fear”: 10 out of 10!

Overall Rating for “Jason’s Woods”: 10 out of 10!